A Guy Battered His Roommate with a Baloney Sandwich

This is a classic prison food.  It doesn’t usually LAND you in prison . . .

A guy in Wildwood, Florida got arrested on Sunday for assaulting his roommate with a baloney sandwich.  (Wildwood is 40 miles northwest of Orlando.)

29-year-old Oquavious Chandler whipped the sandwich at his roommate while they were arguing about video games.

The guy told police he was trying to sleep, and took his PS5 back from Oquavious’ bedroom, because he was “being too loud” while playing it.

The sandwich hit him in the center of the chest, and that was it.  The police report said he had “no visible injuries.”  (Not a lot of mass to a baloney sandwich.)

Oquavious got charged with a FELONY though, because it’s not his first rodeo.  He’s been arrested multiple times for battery . . . including two other attacks that also involved video games.  (???)

He got upset over a video game in 2022 and threatened a 60-year-old man with a knife.  Then a year later, he pleaded no contest after choking out his own SISTER during a fight that involved him gaming.

He’s now facing fresh charges for felony battery and violating his probation. 

(The Smoking Gun)