Scott and SadieIn a move that screams “we’re still relevant,” the United States Postal Service (USPS) has announced plans to honor the late, great Betty White with a commemorative stamp in 2025. Yes, because nothing says “timely tribute” like waiting four years after her passing to slap her face on a piece of paper most people under 30 have never used.
Don’t get me wrong—Betty White was a national treasure, a comedic genius, and an all-around badass. But let’s be real: who the hell uses stamps anymore? In an age where bills are paid online, invitations are sent via e-vite, and even Grandma has figured out texting, the USPS deciding to honor someone with a stamp is like Blockbuster announcing a new VHS collection. It’s quaint, it’s nostalgic, and it’s utterly pointless.
The stamp will feature a 2010 photograph of White, capturing her iconic smile and twinkle-in-the-eye charm. Great. So now, if you happen to be one of the five people still sending snail mail, you can slap Betty’s face on your envelope and feel a warm, fuzzy sense of nostalgia as your letter takes three to five business days to arrive.
The USPS is also planning to release stamps honoring musician Allen Toussaint and artist Keith Haring, along with series depicting dahlias, luna moths, and baby wild animals. Because nothing says “we’re hip and with it” like a stamp collection that appeals to philatelists and your great-aunt Mildred.
So, while the rest of the world moves on with digital communication, the USPS is over here patting itself on the back for honoring a beloved icon in the most outdated way possible. But hey, at least they’re consistent. Maybe next they’ll bring back the Pony Express to really capture that retro vibe.
