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    The New “Lord of the Rings” Popcorn Bucket Looks Like It Can Do Real Damage

    Scott and Sadie
    5 months ago
    1 min read

    The popcorn bucket for the upcoming “Lord of the Rings” animated movie is in the shape of a Warhammer. It’s two feet long and has a pointy tip. It looks like it could actually hurt someone.

    Commemorative popcorn buckets are the new thing.  We’ve seen them get sexual . . . both unintentionally and otherwise.  But now they’re getting DANGEROUS.

    AMC made one for the upcoming animated movie “The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” . . . and it looks like it could do some damage.

    It’s in the shape of a WARHAMMER, and it’s over two feet long.  The head opens up, and the popcorn goes inside.  But it doesn’t open from the top . . . it opens on the side.

    Which means that while you’re eating your popcorn, the handle is going to stick out, either to your right, your left, or straight ahead of you.  And the bottom has a POINT on it.

    Maybe it’ll be fine.  It just seems like reports of movie theater STABBINGS are inevitable when the movie opens December 13th.

    (Check out a picture of this monstrosity here.)

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