Scott and SadieIn a groundbreaking revelation that will shock absolutely no one, a recent YouGov poll has unveiled that Americans plan to eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Yes, you read that right. The bird that has been the centerpiece of this holiday since, well, forever, is still holding its ground. Who would’ve thought?
But wait, there’s more! The survey delves deeper into the culinary mysteries of Thanksgiving, uncovering that people also intend to consume mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pie. It’s as if we’ve been transported into a parallel universe where traditions remain unchanged, and the sky is still blue.
For those who crave the nitty-gritty details, here are the top five foods Americans are planning to devour this Thanksgiving:
- Turkey: The undisputed champion of the holiday table. Apparently, 85% of Americans are sticking with this classic. Shocking, I know.
- Mashed Potatoes: Coming in at a close second, 75% of respondents are looking forward to this carb-loaded delight. Because nothing says “I’m thankful” like a mountain of buttery spuds.
- Stuffing: A solid 70% can’t wait to shove this bread-based concoction down their gullets. Whether it’s cooked inside the bird or not, it’s a staple that refuses to be sidelined.
- Pie: Sweet tooths rejoice! 65% are eagerly anticipating a slice (or three) of pie. Pumpkin, pecan, apple—take your pick. It’s the dessert that rounds out the feast and justifies unbuttoning your pants.
- Cranberry Sauce: Surprisingly, 50% of folks are looking forward to this tart accompaniment. Whether it’s the jiggly canned version or homemade, it adds that zing to the plate.
In other news, water is wet, and the sun rises in the east. This poll serves as a comforting reminder that some things never change, even in a world that’s constantly evolving. So, as you gather around the table this Thanksgiving, take solace in the fact that your meal will be as predictable as ever. And really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
